Canadian Joshua Boyle and his American wife Caitlyn Coleman and their three kids finally returned home to Toronto after spending five years in captivity in Afghanistan. Everyone is rejoicing.
Their three children should immediately be taken away from them and put in protective custody. Anyone stupid enough to go for "a hike" in the mountains of Afghanistan in 2012 is unfit to care for innocent children.
Afghanistan? Not enough beautiful scenery in the Canadian Rockies? Yosemite a bit boring? Brilliant.